If you've ever had a guy steal your girl through the use of a squid-related judo move, this oneshot will definitely speak to you!

It straddles the line between being comedic and just plain odd. If I had to give it some deep meaning, I'd say it speaks to the futility of life. Sometimes the bad guys just win, and the good guys get embarrassed.

Part of an anthology of short stories (partially scanlated)