when a series has a good plot along with its spicy scenes but the first time the guy drops trou you're like come on. no way. you've gone too far there. i can't take that seriously. ridickulous, get it?
just a joke list for a category i'd been keeping up in my head.
NOTE so far as the rest of the erotica, i am myself asexual, meaning i unironically read sex scenes for the character development. their relative hotness is not my expertise beyond "haha dick too big".